just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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