The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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