yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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