She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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