I'm so fucking centered right now
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
