oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
