Just fell off a train. Bad.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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