She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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