whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Come back. Shots need mouths.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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