I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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