I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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