Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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