i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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