why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
