We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The uberlube is also flammable
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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