There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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