i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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