I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
