If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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