He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
ok first of all what the fuck
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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