i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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