you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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