I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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