she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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