I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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