Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Every concussion has its silver lining
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I need mimosas to revive my soul
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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