so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think people are normalizing furries
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize
