Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You took a bar mat shot.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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