hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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