I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
that may or may not have been my penis.
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