Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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