Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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