when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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