On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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