I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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