I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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