somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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