ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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