There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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