How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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