I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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