when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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