I bet he comes in French.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
God, I missed his penis.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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