no. you can't hotbox the world.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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