People in love make me want to vomit
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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