she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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