i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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