Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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