I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
as a side note pls kill me
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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