try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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