I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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