Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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