Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air

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(440): View more from Ohio

wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday

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FREEDOM

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(757): View more from Virginia

I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.

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