I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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